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Definition Demotivational Poster


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am

I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by sickartist

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. b*** I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll ra** your a**.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues d*** it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


OSTEOPORNOSIS -




PERFECTED? - That's one messed up definition of perfected.




CONTROL -


TAGS: control definition short ugly convict
Rating: 3.64/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 11:12 am
He's in jail because he killed the ja****s that gave him that haircut.


BOZONE -




Mornight -


TAGS: deflicted definitions mornight working night shift what day is it
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:09 am
LOL! Especially the confusion over what day it is! 5 lol lions!
Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 1:43 am

This is the first of a series of posters; Deflicted Definitions - words that should be words.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:01 am
fav too btw
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:00 am
so been there...FriSat: stumbling around mumbling until waking up at 7-11 near the coffee station...then...off we go


Deja Moo -


TAGS: definitions repeated bullsh t feelings
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:42 pm
Nice! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:22 pm
5L + faved. And using this in my day-to-day life if I suspect anyone of BSing me.
MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ok ya got me. Just couldn't fit all the o's in...teehee.
Silverheart - November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

Or is that deja mooooooooooooooooo?


BALANCE - The word "Happiness" would lose all its meaning If it was not balanced by the word "Sadness"


TAGS: happy sad balance definition
Rating: 4.71/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:27 pm
Sorry, the smart phone decided to go all dumbass on me. I meant to vote a 5. Wish I could change it, but I can't, so yeah. Still funny though.


MOTITWIST - THE TRUE DEFINITION OF... -


TAGS: motitwist definition
Rating: 4.61/5

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Nwaderos - May 2, 2011, 2:19 pm
I alread wrote 3 BinLaden jokes on my page and thought I was done, but had to share this one!!! LMAO


LEAPFROG -




Askhole -


TAGS: advice annoying people opposite definition
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:44 pm
I basically chose a picture that could best be taken both ways. Glad everyone liked it :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:41 pm
I went with this picture because given the text, it could be taken either way; the man is being given the advice, or the woman.
tatespa - January 13, 2014, 12:20 pm
Commonly known as wife....
TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 3:52 pm
How dare you call my wife such an rude name, sir!
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:11 pm
5L crotchety for putting a name to those few I personally know!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:04 am
This……is……GOOD
Silverheart - January 12, 2014, 8:29 am

F5cking brilliant. 5/f


Definitions -




Definitions -


TAGS: word play definitions balding
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:24 pm
Still got m’ hair…….and some yeti’s in my ears. Don’t get me started…. ‘tween weird hair, moles and whatever that thing is on my hind end, well, I’m ready to sand down my entire carcass.
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 11:12 pm
Toupe....er....touché Mr. Gary
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 11:39 am
Well, if you’d quit kissin’ the top of our head…
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 2:34 am
Question. Why when people get older, is it, that men lose the hair from the top their head but women gain hair directly above their upper lip?
GaryO - August 3, 2013, 9:58 am
YEAH! Play the word


MISCONCEPTIONS -




photobombers -




Telephone -




Freedom Defined -




EXPERIENCE -




CIRCUMVENT -


TAGS: definition better than calling it thingamabob
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:11 pm
...of one who has had the snip


GLIBIDO -




DEFINITION: HOWARD - The Lord's middle name. "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name."




DEFINITION - This picture does not have one. WTF?




TERMINOLOGY -


TAGS: martyr religion definition
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 9, 2015, 7:18 pm
amen
lgvernon - January 9, 2015, 11:29 am

Couldn't agree more. A bit like calling Hitler a martyr. 5 Outraged Lions


At My Age -


TAGS: elderly definition happy hour naps
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:59 pm
Figured you'd appreciate this one Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 10:05 am
Oh, HELL yeah


THIS IS -


TAGS: the definition of irony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by jinxguy44

Greeny - December 5, 2015, 9:01 pm
heh - needs a tire irony
jinxguy44 - December 5, 2015, 4:11 pm
Only lately?
EmilioDumphque - December 5, 2015, 4:03 pm
Thank you! The young have been fuzzy about it lately.


RECTITUDE -




My Love -




M.A.T.H. -


TAGS: math best definition ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 11, 2016, 12:22 am
Xsq(Xsq + X) = 1, is as far as I got.... then my brain exploded
K0rNb4LL - April 10, 2016, 11:50 pm
0.7861513...something... 0.7861514 is more than 1, I gave up after that.


Geezer -


TAGS: aging geezer definition
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 5:06 pm
Haha!
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 9:16 am
looks like Google earth over the Gobi
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:06 am
Oh mao...pretty sure you've got a few good 'tween years left...teehee.
maoworks2 - December 11, 2014, 12:32 pm
Yah ME !


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage definition humor
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:05 am
Choking on coffee--- 5 laughing lions! That's a great choice of ph**o!!!
lgvernon - January 25, 2015, 9:05 pm

GOT one...
lgvernon - January 25, 2015, 9:04 pm

I'm just happy you recognized a well-deserved a**-chewing when you get one.
lgvernon - January 25, 2015, 9:04 pm

All things being equal, she threw him out. That was the right thing to do.
GaryO - January 25, 2015, 8:49 pm
I get it, he left
Oldsod - January 25, 2015, 8:38 pm
Odd that I should see this poster, now, after the chin-wag I just had. 5 duly chastened lions.


Vegetarian -




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